number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt

Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2

by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017

number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself

Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1

by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.

Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 12, 2019

going number 3

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

by Adrian April 9, 2006

door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.

He’s my door number 3.

by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020

go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

by Pikcube February 14, 2017

detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019