Nuclear Buddies

A military term referring to a group of three men, two of which, during the event of a nuclear explosion, perform "69", so that they will die in pleasure. The third member of the party is the failsafe, who will presently kill both men in the event of a false alarm, so they will not have to live with the shame of the event.

Back during Desert Storm, me and your dad used to be nuclear buddies...

by fridgeonwheels May 31, 2021

gone nuclear

When a situation starts getting out of hand and someone does something to make far far worse.

I've been arguing with my roommate about his half of the rent when he SMASHED MY XBOX! Shit has gone nuclear now!

by Chaoz2 September 25, 2013

nuclear war

what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!

Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.

by ph34r mongerer December 25, 2003

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

nuclear wedgie

A wedgie in which the victom is given a wedgie, lifted of of the ground, and the underwear must go above the head but not put over to make it atomic, all at the same time.

My little brother messed with me too much. He's gunna get a nuclear wedgie.

by Ryland May 13, 2005

nuclear explosion shit

This death defying shit is your worst nightmare,The nuclear explosion explodes instantly out your asshole and breaks the sound barrier,it could harm many and can destory a country,even a continent,but don't worry the only way you can do a nuclear explosion is eating like rosie o' donnel

Holy Shit,I never want to fucking do a nuclear explosion shit again

by Desilets07 April 21, 2008

nuclear option

The new, hip word for 'last resort' coined by the creative vocabularies in the united states senate.

Buying out the Mom & Pop store was the nuclear option.

by Brisk June 3, 2005