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NotToday

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by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023
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Notation

A word completely fabricated by Natalie to impress the customer. See also: fake word.
"Let me just finish up this notation for you"
by Doctor_Dreary November 1, 2023
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Nottonighter

Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a “Nottonighter" when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
by NotTonight February 2, 2026
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Nottonighter

Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a Nottonighter when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
by NotTonight February 2, 2026
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Notaboutism

Notaboutism is a counter claim against one who uses a "whataboutism " claim referring to a situation where two scenarios are compared to each other for hypocrisy not in how individuals acted,but how they were scrutinized by media or an investigatory entity.
Bob claimed notaboutism to Joe's claim of whatboutism when discussing 2 different president's rape allegations and how the media showed more bias for one than another.
by Erichyde December 1, 2024
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notagoat

Used as a correction/calling card/noun/verb/adjective

Has multiple uses depending on the context; similar to the word 'the'

Can be used as a nickname, surname, first name, username, title, middle name, as it is legally recognized (since 2013)
The copyright of the word has ran out in 1995 as the creator died in 1925 without a heir to the family legacy
'is he a goat?'
'No, He's notagoat'

EXMP.2
'is he the greatest?'
'No, He's notag.o.a.t; That would be me'
by NotAGoat January 25, 2025
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Natato_potato

Not to be confused with NATO_potato. A green vtoober who is half tanuki and likes to explore dark spaces, namely Space. They play games most of them time, at a 7th grade level and know how to troll chatters like a pro!
That natato_potato, she sure know how to duggy
by NotApop January 8, 2026
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