How was that not a headshot

When you playing some siege and miss a person's head by a mile but still call some bs.

Dude! How was that not a headshot?!?! I hit her right in the head!

by Mr Aw March 17, 2019

Not About That Life

Not being a type of something, something you're not about.

Person 1: Wanna come to the library?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not about that life.

by ImTheMan23 May 6, 2016

not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

how was that not a kill

When you are playing a shooter and you swear to the highest power that you just wiped them from existence but they are completely fine.

nigga how was that not a kill? I just LAZERED that man

by A.Aron January 4, 2019

DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY

Something typically shouted in a match of the popular game team fortress 2, when a medic, usually a noob or a streamer, decides to accidentally or purposefully ubercharge a spy.

DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY MEDIC OR I WILL SHOVE THAT MED-GUN UP YOUR MEM THROAT

by Bobthemess October 6, 2020

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015