Nonce

A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.

"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"

by NonceHater911 August 3, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is a person who respects women!

Hi Alecia, I respect you therefor I’m a nonce!

by RobaDobado April 15, 2021

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 4, 2019

Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019

Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce

“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”

by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021

Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank

Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids

by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce

by Salsalmone June 16, 2020