Nocturnal beeb

A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.

I don't like Johny, he's a nocturnal beeb.

by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

nocturnal omission

An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.

See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid

Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.

Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.

by al.X January 20, 2009

carpe noctem

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!

Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!

by ADXin May 23, 2004

nocturnal

The natural state of college students.

"My roommate is asleep at 3 PM. I haven't seen her awake in a week."
"Oh; no worries. Mine is too. She's nocturnal."

"Dude, your paper is due in 12 hours."
"I'll get it done. I'm an owl, nocturnal."

by Nocturnal_Owl December 31, 2011

nocturbating

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

by Emurii July 8, 2006

Nocturnus Libertus

A radical feminist and goddess. She will save womynkind from oppression and discrimination. She is a warrior!

MRA: WOMEN WILL OBEY ME, FOR I AM MAN!1!!!!11!! So I am superior!1!!!1
Nocturnus Libertus: You are not superior, you are just as valuable a we are, probably even less.

by GeorgeMST September 2, 2013

noctem

When you are sent to a disgustingly gross link on IRC you have been noctemed.

Dude, you clicked on tubgirl.com? You've just been noctem'd

by DortoH December 9, 2004