Yeah no shit

A response to some fucking idiot saying some obvious shit.

Ted: Dead, Dead, also dead.. They're all dead Tim.
Tim: Yeah no shit Ted.

by Applepopper February 18, 2021

Shit no

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"

1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

No Shit, there I was

This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.

500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.

by DocBooty May 9, 2008

No Shit, Sherlock!

A way of saying " No Duh " or " Obviously " but in a mean kind of way or sarcastically

Guy: What color is the sky?
Girl: Blue ./?

Guy: No Shit, Sherlock!

by SRS111222 February 17, 2012

no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 13, 2010

no shit, son

a phrase used when the sayer of the phrase wishes to express knowledge of an aforementioned statement, regardless of the context.

Person A (To a Metallica Fan): You know nothing about the lyrical stylings and intricacies of Ben Folds.
Person B: No shit, son.

Person A: I just realized the clouds are blue.
Person B: No shit, son.

by khrushchev April 25, 2007

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006