Nitrous Monkey

An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul

Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.

Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.

"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."

Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!

by Bassheads Inc. June 4, 2020

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nirushaan

The smoothest playa of the 21st century, legend has it just uttering this name has managed to get girls wet at house parties.

OMG Nirushaan just walked in, i can feel myself getting so horny!

by ChicMagnet4231 July 31, 2021

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nitrous bougie

when you go through 500 whip-its a day because you huff nitrous in a social setting wasting most of the gas eventually creating a house filled with mostly nitrous oxide with very little oxygen left where all 8 roommates are on edge constantly because they're losing their grip on reality due to lack of oxygen and sleep and b12 deficiency

"Dude! You're supposed to hold the nitrous in your lungs as long as you can, breath it out, breath another breath of nitrous in and hold it, and repeat, not hold it for five seconds and blow it out! You're spending over $100 a day on whip-its! have you even tried the Wim Hof-Wook hybrid method where you take three deep, fast breaths, and on the 3rd inhale you take nitrous in and hold as long as you can, completely exhale and hold it out as long as you can, then inhale another hit of nitrous and hold it in, and repeat until you pass out, causing your body to release DMT somewhat naturally? Have you tried hyperventilating nitrous in a balloon? You're wasting your money, man!"

"Fuck you, I'm nitrous bougie. I have money and I can do what I want."

by Mike Guyver September 9, 2021

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