newted

When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.

John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.

by wolfmanmos February 10, 2012

Netted

the act of being friend zoned; the receiving tense of net (to friend zone one other than yourself)
(*see Net for proper usage instructions on the present/giving tense)

Freddy: brooo... I just got netted last night at the football game.
Jake: lemme guess, it was the blonde one huh?
Freddy: you know it!!!

by mannymooremoney September 13, 2017

The Nestea Plunge

When a the guy pees into the girls vagina and then fists it

After taking the Nestea Plunge, there was piss all over the carpet

by shmu92 May 14, 2009

nestes

the plural of nesticle. commonly used in certain IRC channels

* bob w00tles joe's nestes

by Jeff February 10, 2003

neoted

Recently noted

Neoted prinicples are outvoted in favour of more established concerns.

by Hercolena Oliver March 29, 2009

Nexted

verb: a word used on ChatRoulette when someone is rejected judged by their look, if they are naked or not, or more commonly not a girl.

You are connected
Feel free to talk

Matt: AHHH! this guy is old and is jacking off his little penis! NEXT HIM NEXT HIM!
Josh: Nexted!

by nes'd alpine April 1, 2010

Nestegg

When a man's penis is so small it doesn't extend farther then his pubic hair.

Dude, that guy's junk looks like a nestegg.

by Thedung August 26, 2012