Nerp

Broad term for the useless parts of the internet where you just kill time.

"Hey! whatcha doin right now?"
"Oh, just herping on rhe nerp."

by Rev. Dick Serious July 18, 2023

Nerp

A curly haired, annoying female.

Oh hey is that Vanassa she's a damn Nerp.

by Tommy Picklenose November 28, 2017

Nerp

No, nope

Nerp, haven't seen your stupid butt plug in days.

by $XyLilPoka• August 3, 2017

Nerp

Nerp is a more fun way of saying nope, sounds better in texting

You like chocolate cake
Nerp

by Thorbob October 20, 2019

nerp

a ticklish area on the side of the body. Located right below the ribs, but above the hip, there are no bones or anything protecting it from pokes and/or tickles.

STOP POKING MY NERP!

by Poopmongerer January 18, 2020

Nerp

Slang used to initiate sexual confrontation

J:Nerp
C:So you tryna comeover later

by hello_and_yes September 22, 2023

nerp

a nerd who gives off derp vibes

"nerp!"

by jzzt October 8, 2019