From the word Nell, which means that one wants to fuck;
1) Nellson means someone that everyone wants to fuck.
2) Someone popular who everyone wants to consider a friend.
3) Someone who easily influences members of the other sex into doing things beneficial to themselves. (also see; pussy whipped OR owned.)
1) Nellson means someone that everyone wants to fuck.
2) Someone popular who everyone wants to consider a friend.
3) Someone who easily influences members of the other sex into doing things beneficial to themselves. (also see; pussy whipped OR owned.)
1) Boy 1 - "have you seen that new chick in role call?"
Boy 2 - "Oh yeah, she's a real Nellson"
2) "Oh my, look at Danny, he's a nellson for sure. Think he'll come to my party?"
3) Nellson - Can u do my homework craig?
Boy - I am supposed to be going to a mates birthday tonight, but i'll just stay home and do it instead.
Boy 2 - "Oh yeah, she's a real Nellson"
2) "Oh my, look at Danny, he's a nellson for sure. Think he'll come to my party?"
3) Nellson - Can u do my homework craig?
Boy - I am supposed to be going to a mates birthday tonight, but i'll just stay home and do it instead.
by PlayBoyBates August 7, 2006
Get the Nellson mug.A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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A wrestling submission hold that involves being put in a full nelson while being violently dry-humped from behind.
Man, my first day at the Fire Station was tough; I lost my helmet and my Captain put me in a Bulldog Nelson.
by Tommy Long September 14, 2003
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Get the Nelson mug.A typical Chilean hothead who lies about his height, and loves to boast about his previous girlfriend. A classic simp, but doesn't want to admit it, every time he fails his simping game he blames on other people for "cockblocking" him.
Jack:What's up Nilsonstine?
Nilsonstine: Yo, I'm 6 foot 4.
Jack: Okay? that's cool.
Nilsonstine: And by the way, just so you know, I also have had a girlfriend in the past.
Jack: You are completely out of it Nilsonstine, nobody asked for these information, stop boasting about your previous girlfriend, it's over pal, get a grip man.
Nilsonstine: Damn.. Tough crowd...
Nilsonstine: Yo, I'm 6 foot 4.
Jack: Okay? that's cool.
Nilsonstine: And by the way, just so you know, I also have had a girlfriend in the past.
Jack: You are completely out of it Nilsonstine, nobody asked for these information, stop boasting about your previous girlfriend, it's over pal, get a grip man.
Nilsonstine: Damn.. Tough crowd...
by Male334 August 11, 2020
Get the nilsonstine mug.Nelson Complex: A triad of symptoms exhibited by an otherwise relatively healthy patient. MUST be in the setting of an active pandemic. Includes A) normal vital signs B) unexplained anxiety C) an overwhelming desire to go to the hospital, despite specific "shelter-in-place" protocols. First identified in 2020 by a grizzled old paramedic in the far North.
Paramedic: "Ma,am, I understand that you want transport to the ER anyway, but there is no medical necessity present. You would be better off staying home. There is COVID everywhere in the hospital, and you would probably get exposed."
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.
by Muslim Goat November 11, 2020
Get the nelson complex mug.Someone with a HUGE heart! so loving and kind and funny. Will always be there for you. A true Gentleman.
Also very handsome!
Also very handsome!
by Positivelypositive December 20, 2016
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