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From the word Nell, which means that one wants to fuck;

1) Nellson means someone that everyone wants to fuck.
2) Someone popular who everyone wants to consider a friend.
3) Someone who easily influences members of the other sex into doing things beneficial to themselves. (also see; pussy whipped OR owned.)
1) Boy 1 - "have you seen that new chick in role call?"
Boy 2 - "Oh yeah, she's a real Nellson"

2) "Oh my, look at Danny, he's a nellson for sure. Think he'll come to my party?"

3) Nellson - Can u do my homework craig?
Boy - I am supposed to be going to a mates birthday tonight, but i'll just stay home and do it instead.
Nellson by PlayBoyBates August 7, 2006
Words you can keep

Nick Nelson 

Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J
"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
Nick Nelson by AntSage April 28, 2022

nelson kuminmymouth 

A manager at USAA. If you bump into him watch out! He looks exactly like a Wii character and won’t hesitate to make you take back to back phone calls, then make up stories about you. He’s known for his spikes hair and dwarfism. As all managers are rooster suckers at USAA, this guy takes one of the top seats for sucking directors rooster.
Nelson Kuminmymouth is a manager at USAA in the Addison, TX location.
nelson kuminmymouth by #truthisreal October 16, 2018

The Nelson Bird 

Alternate name for the black-capped chickadee. Named after Nelson Muntz, the bully on the Simpsons with the lackadasical and mocking laugh: "Ha-ha." The black-capped chickadee has two songs, the familiar 'chick-a-dee-dee-dee!' and a song that sounds like Nelson's 'Ha-ha." laugh. Listen here: http://www.learnbirdsongs.com/birdsong.php?id=12
Chris: Hey! That bird sounds just like Nelson on the Simpsons!
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
The Nelson Bird by ocius1 April 21, 2009

nelson muntz 

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.
I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.
nelson muntz by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Papa Nelson 

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.
Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?
Papa Nelson by Nana Nelson February 1, 2009

mr.nelson 

A teacher who is bald with a casual real name.Mr.Nelson is a funny teacher but laughs at the wrong kind of jokes.Mr.Nelson will always be that cool and weird history or well any teacher you'll have.Mr.Nelson thinks he's cool when he really isn't. Since he's bald he gets called names that aren't funny by kids and tries to think of funny joke burns.
Mr. Nelson thinks he's the best.
Girl student:"Mr.Nelson always thinks he's all that!"

Other Girl Student:"That's Mr.Nelson for you!"
mr.nelson by -A in Mr.Nelsons class December 8, 2016
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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