Neil

Girl one: omg who is that
Girl two: Neil

Girl one: ohhhhh rashi’s man
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Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
by godless15 December 10, 2009
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Neil is when you pretend to have an illness to stay off school and play xbox all day, the worst case of Neil is by Neil who took over a month off to play Cod: Black Ops. Anyone who has Neil should be stoned to death by HankBadger
Me(Legend)"whats wrong with Neil?"
HankBadger(Dick)" He's Got A Bad Case Of The Neil, Going To Have Stone Him."
Lois"OWWWW!"
by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 07, 2010
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Neil

Sexy charming funny but the biggest creep u evr met
u hate him n love him at the same time, its hard to explain but its just how you feel
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Neil is gay
Did you hear about neil and israar
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A pejorative name associated with uptight, middle-class, do-gooder types of white men.

A group of Neils is known as a “ruckus of Neils”.

A Neil gets the wrong end of the stick, believing to be the victim of any given situation due to an overly inflated sense of entitlement. Neils cannot be reasoned with, and often expose themselves to widespread ridicule due to outlandish behaviour, usually leading to the explosion of a trivial issue into something unnecessarily large.
Neil whined about Joe Rogan's podcast, while not ever having viewed said podcast.
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A person who is close minded, shows no manners and is quick to anger. Known for being smart.
You can tell he is a Neil.
by Olive_Tree123 February 01, 2016
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