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stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.
man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood
stalking the neighborhood by v. March 30, 2005
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ethnic neighborhood 

An area with a much higher concentration of a particular ethnic or cultural group that doesnt dominate in the general population.

It could be as small as one side of a single block where all the residents are of Tibetan descent and the businesses are thusly themed...
or it could be as large as a 2 square mile area dominated by Spanish or Cantonese speaking population.

Also known as an enclave.
Visiting an ethnic neighborhood can be like entering an entirely different world. Save's a lot on travel expenses natch!

mr roberts neighborhood 

The area in which Mr. Gary Roberts, an NHL hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, will be found for the majority of the hockey game.

In Mr. Roberts neighboorhood, scoring and asskickings are common.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Chris Neil skate into mr roberts neighborhood?
Person 2: Yeah, he got his head cut off with a skate.

Meatball Neighborhood 

A community or area with a large population of Italians or people of Italian descent.
Tony moved to the meatball neighborhood of New York because he missed nonna's cooking.

There goes the neighborhood! 

The first you-name-the-ethnic-group has moved in, and the racist neighbors are restless.
"We're from Remulac. It's a village in France."
"There goes the neighborhood."

head neighborhood 

A neighborhood inhabited by many drug addicts.
Don't go shopping in the head neighborhood.

boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?! 

usually the last thing a white person visiting compton hears before he is either beaten or shot by a group of angry men.
the lesson: watch yo back in compton!