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Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.
If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.
by @pop_art July 28, 2009
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Naudica

She quiet when she around a boy but when she get use to him she a freak in the bed. She fun to be around and goofy. Did I mention she a bad bitch with a phat ass.
Naudica gone be my girl .
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neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.
I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.
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Neasden

Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.
"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)
by Wizards Sleeve June 22, 2005
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NEABD

An abbreviation for the term, Not Even A Big Deal. Usually used in conjunction with skiing after landing a particularly hard maneuver and acting like it wasn't really that hard. Can also be used in conjunction by saying "Its NEABD" after someone tells you of a significant event that just happened.
Yeah, I just did a double backflip. Its NEABD.
by T-Cheez C-Dubs May 31, 2010
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Naude

First found in Burgundy, where this important family was anciently seated. Some of the first settlers of this family name or some of its variants were: Joseph Nadeau dit Bélair, who settled in Quebec in the 1700's; Jean Nadal, who arrived in Louisiana in 1756; George Nadin, who settled in Philadelphia in 1873; the famous Naude family settled in the sleepy city of Nelspruit 1990.

Often seen as a curious bunch whom partake in life threatening sporting activities. A peculiar sport invented by the South African Naude family is that of Ostrich racing. A family member is often tasked with chasing ostriches in an enclosed area.
Erica: Did you see Liza Naude today?
Jackie: Yes I did, she is so pretty.
by Gustav Naude September 22, 2011
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Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011
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