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Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
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Neapolitan Special

“Neapolitan special”. it is where you eat a woman from ass to vagina, brown to pink like you would with a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich.. used in a sentence “man my pussy is burning he gave me the nepolian special last night
“man my pussy is burning he gave me the Neapolitan special last night
by Burnt-out April 6, 2024
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The Neapolitan

When a person is penetrated in the anus by two penises at the same time until their rectum bleeds. Then their anus is licked. It is The Neapolitan because there is blood, semen and poop.
She loved being penetrated hard and then having the Neapolitan done on her ass.
by bobW2 August 13, 2015
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Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022
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Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.
"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "
by Recalcitrate March 27, 2023
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Neapolitan

Having sex with a woman on her period and cumming inside her while you're taking a shit on the toilet.
At the party, Debbie was looking for tampons in the bathroom, she found them but also found Joshua on the toilet and she couldn't resist climbing on top of him and performing a Neapolitan with him before going back to the party.
by BigPaizan March 20, 2025
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Neapolitan blunt

A blunt rolled with a vanilla, a chocolate and a strawberry blunt, all rolled together in one long blunt.
For large groups I like to roll Neapolitan blunts. They hold more and taste better.
by LucidInterface March 14, 2011
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