Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

near-the-O

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, able to turn heads, seductive

Damn, she was so fine, she was near-the-O!

Her face was so near-the-O every guy in the room stared.

by hochstettler August 3, 2006

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

NEAR DEATH

Pounding headache really soar throat sharp Chest pains.

I am near death.

by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 4, 2018