Narcissistic

A rare disorder that a person can obtain at birth or as they grow up. It can be passed down from generation to generation if not treated immediately at a young age.

Symptoms include not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself, selfishness, conceited, arrogant, self-centered behavior, and tends to talk highly about themselves.

Side effects may include loss of friends, family, marriage, and support from others.

The only cure for this disorder is a can of ass whupping. If problem still exists, double up on the ass whupping.
Eric is one Narcissistic son of a bitch!

We get why Eric is in love with himself, he is Narcissistic positive.

The only way for this Narcissistic bastard to find love is to clone himself, or fuck his male cousin, who is also Narcissistic positive.
by VAG916 April 20, 2018
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A person that does not think of anyone else...just himself. Likes to hurt others, especially women, without remorse. Seeks options that only benefit him.
Brian Wilson, formally of Fox News, is such a narcissist.
by chitown chick October 16, 2010
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having your head so far up your ass you think the world revolves around you
he was narcissistic and thought that he was the shit
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what the people that put name definitions on this site are
I don't give a fuck about your urban dictionary name definition. ALl of them are the "aN InDiViDuAl tHaT Is iNtElLiGeNt, CoOl, HoT, cUtE, gEtS AlL ThE BiTcHeS, aNd bLaH, bLaH, bLaH, a fUcKiNg gOd bEtWeEn hUmAnS...." Stop being so narcissistic.
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A Narcissist is usually a male, though some women have this disorder as well. A narcissist was once abused at a very young age possibly to the point of PTSD so they're cut off from their core. They have no feelings other than focusing on only themselves and rage/anger, they don't feel things others do like guilt, shame, empathy and love. They live in a world of illusions.

So they seek out people to fill this void by using and abusing others for satisfaction. Their luciferian acts of pain inflicted on those that actually care about them, will eventually leave them old, alone uncared for and unloved because they never loved or cared about anyone but themselves.
That narcissistic person is so obsessed with him/herself that he/she has fantasies about being rich, or famous and cosmetic surgery to look "perfect". as well as bedding as many people as possible to feed their fragile ego.
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Someone with their head so far up their ass they eat their own shit and think it's good and everyone else should think so too.
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Someone who thinks it is constructive to make you feel worse when you're already feeling bad, because in their minds, they're the only one that matters.
Person A: "Why do you make me feel bad for feeling bad?"
Person B: "I don't know and I don't care"
Person B is a narcissist
by MrsMinx January 20, 2005
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