anus architect

someone with great experience in anal sex

dude Alex became an anus architect at the ice rink

by dan yunker December 29, 2007

Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

architecting

V. The act of designing or creating. A very clever away message.

Shut up, I'm architecting.

by Gene Dassing February 27, 2005

casket architects

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

by ThroatSlit April 30, 2006

architecture

Architecture is man’s desire to eventually create a giant penis that will rival god. Hell, even Zeus was able to impregnate women when he was just a beam of sunlight. For Christ’s sake, how does he do that? Seriously, WTF?!?

The Empire State Building's architecture. What did YOU think it was?

by bigzeus69 March 10, 2009

architectural masturbation

the act of formal, visual, verbal or written self gratification (or any combination of the aforementioned) during the process of, or upon 'completion' of designing a building which is commonly post-rationalized to veil a total lack of spatial, theoretical, functional, and conceptual rigour

Architectural Masturbation is exemplified by schools and practices such as Southern California Institute of Architects, Zaha Hadid Architects, Frank Gehry, many studios at the Architectural Association and UCL Bartlett, Coop Himmelblau, all among countless other kindred spirits, next-generation torch bearers and even sloppier imitators of which one notable example is Randall Stout Architects.

by cbot07 September 25, 2013

architected

Architected: faux verb often employed by IT professional, created by co-opting a noun from another industry.

“I architected this building” said no architect ever.

by PapaCee February 8, 2017