Nutsackectomy

Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.

Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Nutsack

A sack full of nuts, like a cashew or an almond. Not to be confused with a seed sack or a legume sack.

Bob: Can I eat that nutsack?
Joe: No, don't be an animal. Eat the nuts, not the sack itself.

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

Nutsack Fuckbag

An insult to call someone who is being a total bitch

You're being such a Nutsack Fuckbag

by BirdyisMe August 8, 2021

itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??

by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021

Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

by [e-mail] September 13, 2023

Nutsack

a playful, yet affectionate name that you and a friend call each other. Also, to be shouted out loud.

Dear Friend, How are you? Love, Your Nutsack

NUTSACK!

by Melanie R. August 20, 2006

nutsackishness

a likening of something to the conditions one might experience when dwelling on the surface of a large, underwashed, non-airconditioned nutsack. Almost synonymous with craptacular but possessing a more refined, descriptive edge.

Since all the bars in Austin are spiraling into a a vortex of unbearable nutsackishness, I'm now spending my Saturday nights on the couch with a bottle of Old Crow and 'Tussin.

by TheFelonWind June 11, 2006