The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

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Not assed lad

something that Rauhzu calls Fear

Ay u not assed lad run my offs in Dh innit bruv

by Rouz October 4, 2022

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asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 2, 2017

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something most non-Asians say who are mistakenly thought of as "Asians" say to correct others and their friends of their own non-Asian ethnicity.

online, it is followed with an "Unamused" or "Asian Face" emoticon. -.- or -_-

irl, a face of un-amusement or glare is put on as the non-Asian corrects their peer(s).

Matt: "Asian Face -_-"
Jeff: "I'm not Asian -.-"
Roger: "He is clearly not Asian"
Andrew: "He's Filipino"
Jeff: "Thank You!
Matt: "...You look Asian"
Jeff: "I'M NOT ASIAN! -.-"

by Novikane June 11, 2011

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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

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