norcor

Northern Oregon Regional Correctional Facility
Basically where anyone who lives in Hood River, Wasco or Sheridan counties in Oregon will end up if they stay in the area for more than two weeks. Cuz otherwise you'll wind up becoming a shit-smoking two-weaker and find your pasty-white, oregonian ass in one of their anything-but-state-of-the-art holding cells sporting a poorly-fitting orange jumpsuit and crocs. But if you're reading this you likely have already "booked" a night with them or know someone who has.

Located in The (dirty) Dalles, Oregon. This correctional facility excels in creating very loyal guests - as over 90% of their tenants enjoy their stay with NORCOR so much they come back time and again. Privately owned by the 3 counties judges, it's no surprise this jail is always fully booked with over 112 inmates being held at any given time. But when it comes to actually correcting anything in the area, NORCOR does the exact opposite.

The Local Government: "You can't truly appreciate the Columbia River Gorge without booking a night at NORCOR - the local county jail! experience our unbeatable $27 a night rates, fully unfurnished, confining, windowless "suites" complete with luxurious single granite slabs and stylish, what-might-pass-as mattresses. You'll love our complimentary room service and extensive menu of what-might-pass-as-food and something that looks like water. Our staff of officers will ignore all of your needs, deny your basic rights and do all they can to reinforce your lack of self-worth. During your stay at NORCOR you can kick-back and relax while shitting in front of random strangers, enjoy the soothing sounds of the mentally ill screaming til dawn, and make great new friends who can help you cope with your incarceration on the outside with more of the shit that got you booked here in the first place! We'll even follow up with you for years to come and fail to provide any means of getting you back on your feet enough to pay your bill. We provide everything you need to turn your normal, manageable life into a spiraling vortex of mental illness, financial insecurity, drug use, unemployment and repeat offenses just to keep this corrupt town's government happily funded and you in our system.

NORCOR - we'll leave the light on for you....all night long.

by I wanna Chuck your Parsons March 8, 2019

Narcolepsied

When someone suddenly passes out randomly while doing something, usually in a abrupt and random matter that is usually dangerous and potentially life threatening.

*everyone watching movie, laughing*
Friend 1 - "Hey Jason, did you see that?"
Jason - ZZzzZZzz *snore*
Everyone - "WTF, he was just awake a second ago?!"
Friend 1 - "Fuck, he must've narcolepsied again. That shit is going to happen when he's driving one day and he's going to crash and die"

by T. Durka January 1, 2011

Narcotexty

The appearance of a person texting on a cell phone with their head down, looks like a person sleeping upright (zombie like)

As Sandy waits for the bus, her head drops as if she's lost consciousness, remaining nearly motionless as she text's on her phone, this horrifying condition is known as Narcotexty.

by Makeover October 29, 2010

narcoleptic

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.

charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.

by Hey-Soos! (pronounce it) June 13, 2005

Cinematic Narcolepsy

The chronic involuntary sleep condition induced by viewing of movies, particularly those shown on a large screen.

Had I known my date had cinematic narcolepsy, I wouldn't have paid for her to take a nine-dollar nap.

by SolarS2 February 12, 2009

toxic narcotic

Toxic Narcotic is a heavy punk band originating in Boston, Mass. So heavy, in fact, Toxic Narcotic is probably the heaviest you can get without being metal. They have a lot of songs about saving the environment. They also sing about politics and society.

5 billion people must die.

by JFLV January 14, 2005

narcotics

Narcotics are opium-based pain drugs. Marijuana and psychadelic drugs are not considered narcotics, wheras heroin is.

I'm probably going to snort some narcotics later on, you in?

by Max E November 24, 2007