noober

Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.

See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

Nooge

someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge

your a f-ing nooge mate

by xavinooge November 1, 2018

Noggers

Not poggers.

"Yo bro my mom just died..."
"Noggers, man."

by dale__k December 18, 2020

nodger

another word for a mans winkle

He poked me in the back with his winky nodger...cheeky lil sausage that he is.

by Lucy-doots October 16, 2003

Nonger

A 'silly' person. It is used as a more harsh form of 'idiot' but not quite as offensive as implying they have some form of mental retardation. It is a mild level insult basically.

Dillan: Do you want cheese or ham in your sandwich?

Jack: Cheese please.

(Dillan puts ham in the sandwich)

Jack: (Upon realising there is ham in the sandwich) Oh Dillan you nonger.

by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008

Noober

A comparative word used to describe the noobiousness of a given object.

Have you ever met a scuba diver noober than an Uber driver?

by Wubblu June 26, 2018

Nooge

a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.

by Buckshot April 1, 2003