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News Whore

A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"

Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"

X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."

Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011
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News Particle

A 'News Article' but only smaller!

Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'

Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"

Larry: "The Particles, sir?"

Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012
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News Shadow

The period of time immediately following a big news story in which many other important events take place and go unnoticed.
Many people didn't notice when George Harrison died in November of '01 because it occurred in the News Shadow of 9/11.
by Juan Gigantez March 28, 2012
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news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
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News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.
Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding
by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018
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News echo

A person who feels the need to share breaking news on social media, oblivious to the fact that we’re already on social media and have our own news feeds.
Marcia is a consistent news echo, she must not have worked out that we already know about her posts of redundancy.
by Useyournoggin November 3, 2019
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News Feed

Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo album when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed
by nick weiner February 16, 2009
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