secret NASA

Secret NASA,a space program.

Secret NASA made a big discovery today.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.

You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.

by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023

NASA

Niggas Ain't Shit Anymore

Back in my day NASA -👴🏻

by NitroIceGoGoArc May 1, 2022

NASA

National
Ass
Slapping
Association

Yo you wanna come to NASA with me

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.

Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".

by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021

NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.

I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…

by Ice Meow September 24, 2022