by Frank Palace January 6, 2012
Get the C.U.N.T. mug.Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
Get the L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! mug.Related Words
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by ShadBae July 30, 2018
Get the B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r mug.by brosef#3 August 27, 2011
Get the W.N.T. mug.Twist My Nipples Thrice. This is the most legitimate way of saying 'holy mother of god'. it gives off the sound of hard nipples and good pineapple juice. however, be careful when using it as if you say it around somebody else they are allowed to actually twist your nipular area three times.
Example 1:
Boy: there are chicken wings for dinner.
boy 2: TWIST MY NIPPLES THRICE!
example 2:
boy 1: yo did you hear about the boss getting a girlfriend?!
boy 2: no way, T.M.N.T!
Boy: there are chicken wings for dinner.
boy 2: TWIST MY NIPPLES THRICE!
example 2:
boy 1: yo did you hear about the boss getting a girlfriend?!
boy 2: no way, T.M.N.T!
by barrep123 June 21, 2013
Get the T.M.N.T mug.Spoken acronym using the first two letters phonetically as in "see" and "you" to complete the phrase "see-you-next-tuesday" thereby cleverly insinuating C-U-Next-Tuesday. Applied to situations where saying "cunt" plainly would be offensive.
Recently used in an episode of Family Guy, character Peter refers to a female character as "a real C-U-Next-Tuesday" (i.e. C.U.N.T.) thereby in fact calling her a "cunt" on national T.V.
by Heavy1974 October 9, 2006
Get the C.U.N.T. mug.This term is also an acronymn which by definition is the proclomation used to describe women as this body part because at this point the woman is only good for having sex because she is dumb. Can't Understand Normal Thinking
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