pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny

He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.

by vazmataz February 18, 2014

feeling myself

think more of yourself. being confidence about yourself without a person consent.

I am really feeling myself in this outfit.

by ginababy February 24, 2015

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall June 30, 2008

crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.

And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.

by Jordija March 25, 2004

I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010