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pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny
He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.
by vazmataz February 18, 2014
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feeling myself

think more of yourself. being confidence about yourself without a person consent.
I am really feeling myself in this outfit.
by ginababy February 24, 2015
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crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.
"Sorry I crunched myself"
by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017
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i shit myself

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021
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played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.
The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"
by multi-wall June 30, 2008
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crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.
And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.
by Jordija March 25, 2004
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I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.
I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.
by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010
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