Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.
Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway
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Myrtle

A thiccums person who is generally tall and hot.
Myrtle is sooo thiccums.
by Cocopebblesrfun October 01, 2018
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Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!
Myrtle was moaning in the toilet
by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021
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Myrtle

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm
Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question
by doofer368 September 26, 2022
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Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt
Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker
by Steak and cake February 15, 2023
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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.
Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.
by Griffonage June 03, 2017
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