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National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 28, 2020
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Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are awesome and full of energy!!
“Oh my days, that’s amazing news!”
by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
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On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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my days

person1 oh my days what happen to your face
person 2 slamed it
by lemilk james March 12, 2022
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