Mussler

To place your penis into the hand of an unsuspecting person. Most commonly acted between two heterosexual males.

When we were laying around in the TV room, Andy gave Tim the old Mussler. It was hysterical... but fucking gay as shit.

by trop142 November 28, 2010

Muscle Mary

Gay men obsessed with achieving the perfect body.

Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.

Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.

by silasmeister May 2, 2010

Text Muscles

When you are able to talk shit via text but not in person

Joe (while showing Jackie his phone): Wow, do you believe all the crap Ashley is saying?

Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.

by KyleReese July 9, 2010

muscle station

A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded.

Valid objects include:

Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)

The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ

Conversations like these may immediately preclude the setting up of a muscle station:

Conversation Example 1:

Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>

Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.

Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>

by pwnd_lol September 29, 2009

muscles marinara

italian roid head, or any juice head

your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"

by stillskinsohwahohwah February 6, 2007

Beach Muscles

Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.

Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.

by JimboD October 18, 2010