Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

Muntered

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

mucker

West Belfast term for friend or companion; can also be a term of endearment.

'Well mucker what about ye?'

by Smickers March 30, 2004

Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

Munter Hunter

(british slang) A young male who goes out purely for the purposes of pulling a munter.

Gregs got really bad taste in birds, yeah he's a right munter hunter.

by Spanky the monkey November 30, 2004

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003

monker dinker

“Monker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker

by Dodgeramdually99 April 4, 2021