Miss Michigan

A term used by males to refer to a dateless night spent masturbating. See map of Michigan. Also see Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

I had a hot date with Miss Michigan last night.

by J. Granholm August 21, 2003

Munchies

When you get hungry after smoking weed. Usually people will eat a lot of junk food.

Two kids are getting stoned:
"...and ice cream, and a whole pizza just for me, and some chips, and a soda, and some chocolate...maybe some chinese food, gummy worms, lasagna, rice, ramen, chicken and a hamburger...oh yeah, i almost forgot i wanted some fries with that..."
"Damn...that's some serious munchies you have!"

by Miss 420 August 23, 2003

munchies

The feeling an avetard gets after taking a MF dab off that MF rig. This nigga will get so fucking hungry...and will eat anything he sees. These avetards have food stashes in their MF rooms for these specific situations after smoking.

Norman "Nick" ate all his sour patch kids after getting munchies the other night.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Lake Michigan

Practically an inland sea between Wisconsin and Michigan, and a great place to go to the beach in the summer. It's quite cool, and you won't chap from salt water like you will in the ocean. Practically the whole Michigan shore is a beach, and lots of it is inexpensive public beaches and state parks.

However, Lake Michigan is not a place to go swimming during any season other than summer, because it will be too cold.

My family goes to Lake Michigan nearly every summer for a week, and it's one of my favorite family vacations.

by Uncloseted Nerd December 9, 2010

Hot Michigan

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.

Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*

by Ramertax August 19, 2011

muichirou.kinnie

racist and narcissistic person who stabs people, says the n word, and cheats on his boyfriend with a 7th grader

“someone is blowing up the school!”
“yeah thats just muichirou.kinnie, he doesn’t realize there are consequences for his actions”

by dawgbartholomewpennyworth April 17, 2022

Michigan Strawberry

When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.

"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."

by Pop'n Fresh June 19, 2012