The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

man muffins

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies

by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

candy mandy muffin

when your doggy does you

My dog candy mandy muffined me

by Candy Lane January 4, 2008

Muffinman

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.

The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!

by Rono January 16, 2007

muffinpants

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

by pennylane April 2, 2005

Muffinman

He is the partner of jiggles the assclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff muffins up your ass and teabag your face without ever waking you up.

Boss- oh man did i have a bad night.

Employee- why what happened?

Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.

Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.

by tossed salads October 5, 2009

muffinman

everybody wants to know if you know who he is.

person 1: do you know who the muffinman is?

by ummmmmokkkk June 30, 2021