mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

mosquito suck

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it

"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"

by Mander926 April 22, 2017

Mosquito Hell

Also known as Finland

Rose: Did you know that Kiti is from Mosquito Hell?
Linh: You mean Finland?
Rose: Yes.

by roisa4ever May 6, 2020

mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

Hungry Mosquito

When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.

I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.

by Zap Rowsdowerrr January 8, 2009

Drama-Mosquito

One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.

That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!

by SushiMonster555 April 7, 2009