Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...
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A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
Or
A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
by Starloard 155 August 4, 2019
Get the Moscow Mitchmug. After Viktor dropped Vladimir Putin's daughter during a dance routine, he went home and promptly did a Moscow boogie woogie.
by MoscowBoogieWoogie November 29, 2017
Get the moscow boogie woogiemug. A rich ass school in Moscow. It is over populated with Russians. The elementary school cafeteria tastes like ass but the middle school and high school cafeteria is bomb. If you go to this school you are somewhat rich. It is located right next to pokrovsky hills which is a neighborhood filled with rich Americans. Pretty fucking great school.
CNN: Vladimir Putin is closing down the Anglo American School of Moscow because of sanctions placed on the USA
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?
by your definition lord March 10, 2019
Get the Anglo American School of Moscowmug. A psychological or cultural coping phenomenon in which individuals raised in strict, conservative, or authoritarian environments publicly reject or criticize certain modern, liberal, or foreign values (e.g., LGBTQ+, anime, K-pop, urban hood culture), but secretly admire, consume, or even imitate them in private.
A psychological phenomenon which is a coping mechanism that when a person hate this culture/subculture/lifestyle like lgbtq+, anime, Taylor Swift minions and more, but this person because of hate this person secretly obsessed with that subculture/lifestyle/celebrity because either it is rejected by them, this lifestyle is not "good" according to his/family belief and just out of envy, Just like Russia hates west but many Russians including Putin officials have sent their kids to expensive western school and have expensive western goods, plus many russians are obssesed with western culture
A psychological phenomenon which is a coping mechanism that when a person hate this culture/subculture/lifestyle like lgbtq+, anime, Taylor Swift minions and more, but this person because of hate this person secretly obsessed with that subculture/lifestyle/celebrity because either it is rejected by them, this lifestyle is not "good" according to his/family belief and just out of envy, Just like Russia hates west but many Russians including Putin officials have sent their kids to expensive western school and have expensive western goods, plus many russians are obssesed with western culture
A example of Moscow Syndrome is a man hates lgbtq+ and immodest women because of his religion but he secretly lusted at transwomen and sexy girls
A Russian propagandist have a Moscow Syndrome because he is promoting Russia as last bastion of anti-wokism and west is degenerate but he had luxurious western goods and his son schooled at Switzerland
He had a Moscow Syndrome because he rants us about anime and otakus, but he is secretly have anime photos and weeb
A Russian propagandist have a Moscow Syndrome because he is promoting Russia as last bastion of anti-wokism and west is degenerate but he had luxurious western goods and his son schooled at Switzerland
He had a Moscow Syndrome because he rants us about anime and otakus, but he is secretly have anime photos and weeb
by yourcoolboui July 29, 2025
Get the Moscow Syndromemug. That or he's taking credit for something for which he's not actually responsible. Seems to be a lot of that going around.
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Moscowmug. When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 1, 2022
Get the Moscow Two Stepmug. by vinman59 April 12, 2021
Get the tuning in moscowmug.