ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Andrew Morton

quite greasy, plays fortnite and orders huge loads of pizza that the dominoes person can hardly carry. this is his primary fuel source for the week. he never goes in the sun because his parents force him to play handball and become even better. it is impressive to see her attack dogs

andrew morton

by ayeo16 August 6, 2018

Bishop Morton

A kind boy, athletic, kinda smart, and is ugly. Also Bishop is another term for skunk and weed, Bishop also pulls bitches.

“I wanna be like Bishop”
“Same”
“Isn’t he another term for skunk and weed?”
“ but Bishop Morton is cool still”

by Big poop May 18, 2022

Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022

Anna Morton

really awesome person tbh. you should be friends with her. she's like super nice and cool and she knows some sign language and she's pretty asf. anna morton is the bestest of the best

"dang, i have been lacking lately, maybe i should be more like anna morton"

by Aaronburr March 4, 2022

A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

Aiden Morton

Aiden Morton is the most sexiest person you will ever know.

OMG did you see Aiden Morton today? He is just so sexy. I wish I was him.

by Mrs aiden morton October 19, 2021