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nathan morton

The last person you see before you finally get up and drink the bleach you have been saving.
by Nipple Cleaver September 10, 2016
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Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.
"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."
by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022
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Bishop Morton

A kind boy, athletic, kinda smart, and is ugly. Also Bishop is another term for skunk and weed, Bishop also pulls bitches.
“I wanna be like Bishop”
“Same”
“Isn’t he another term for skunk and weed?”
“ but Bishop Morton is cool still”
by Big poop May 18, 2022
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Anna Morton

really awesome person tbh. you should be friends with her. she's like super nice and cool and she knows some sign language and she's pretty asf. anna morton is the bestest of the best
"dang, i have been lacking lately, maybe i should be more like anna morton"
by Aaronburr March 4, 2022
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75 morton

where kids go when they have no where else to go to. i just love entering this school and seeing kids getting shoved and beat up, and seeing drugs being passed out. teachers as well indulge in this fun behavior. the food is amazing, the mold on bread adds a little more flavor. this whole school is one big weed truck and wrestling rink. these kids need help, physically and mentally.
everyday is like hunger games at the school 75 morton
by chachalacha February 26, 2023
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A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.
Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton
by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020
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Mr. Morton

Mr. Morton is a dummy thicc stalker guy from Schoolhouse Rock, with the face of Peter Griffin.
Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
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