1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009
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Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!
by TalonZahn April 24, 2019
Get the Mortimered mug.Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"
by Og II December 28, 2004
Get the postus locki morti mug.The adjective form of moron. To do something which only someone having the qualities of a moron (someone with an IQ of 45-59) would do.
1) You tried to dress yourself in duct tape? Steve, that was moronic.
2) You tried to drink the sprites in Super Mario Brothers? Steve, that was moronic.
3) You posted your MySpace picture on UrbanDictionary.com? Steve, that was moronic.
2) You tried to drink the sprites in Super Mario Brothers? Steve, that was moronic.
3) You posted your MySpace picture on UrbanDictionary.com? Steve, that was moronic.
by tgadeholt September 8, 2008
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Its almost impossible to avoid moronia while trying to run errands during rush hour.
'man i gotta get out of this town, its just constant moronia, no cool people to hang out with'
'i think i'm going to have to pass, everytime we hang out with your friends its just an unendurable trip to moronia'
'man i gotta get out of this town, its just constant moronia, no cool people to hang out with'
'i think i'm going to have to pass, everytime we hang out with your friends its just an unendurable trip to moronia'
by UuberNerd August 14, 2009
Get the moronia mug.Mother of Death - In the film Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013), during a seance scene, the question "What does she want?" is asked. Fifteen dice (with letters on each side) are then rolled out on to a table. The dice spring to life and spell out "mater mortis" - Latin for "mother of death."
by DanielSam September 15, 2013
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