moroccan tunic

When a man uses plastic wrap as a condom

"Hey did you hear Kari got pregnant?"
"nah why"
"apparently jack used the moroccan tunic and some leaked out"

by hahrri June 14, 2016

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017

moroccan feast

When you use natural camel spit as lube before you eat that girls pussy til theres nothing left

Dude Owen had a full on moroccan feast last night

by Alabaster José May 18, 2017

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

moroccan poodle

It's a poodle from Marocco, but gay

George: shit fam, look at that moroccan poodle, it's so gay!

by George Ade February 14, 2018

Moroccan Landslide

When a person has diarrhea or takes laxatives to force a watery stool, then having another person line their lips up with the first persons asshole, and let the first person shit down their throat

Patricia: "I'm at the store, do you need anything?"
Brian: "Grab some laxatives."
Patricia: "Why?"
Brian: "You know I need a Moroccan Landslide, you haven't given me one in forever!"

by D3M3NT3DDD February 1, 2021

Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.

After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.

by Dakopi March 16, 2021