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Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.
Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."
by Mooselvr January 11, 2008
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Mooseconflappers

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.
Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!
by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009
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Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008
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Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!
Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
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Monsey

A place where religious Bnos Yisroel live. The number one rule is no talking to boys, unless your "family friends." If you are in the mood of "talking to girls" you would go to 7-11. If you get extra lucky you can park your car next to them and honk at them. Also on Motzei Shabbos its mandatory to go to Pomona Pizza.
Person 1: Have you ever been to 7-11?
Person 2: No, im not from Monsey.
Person 1: Aight but you missed good Hock last night
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I parked next to that Bais Yaakov girl everyone talks about
by Chaim (Security) from 7-11 February 28, 2019
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moose soup

When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.
"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"
by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017
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Mooney Rule

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.
In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.
by RC45 February 8, 2013
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