Spunk Moocher

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.

"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"

by Pabski July 12, 2003

mooper

Netspeakz for Computer

Example:

netspeak: I haz mooper.
english: I have a computer.

netspeak: yay mooper!
english: My computer makes me happy, YAY for my computer.

netspeak: I can haz mooper plox?
english: May I have a computer?

by Sansui350A October 27, 2010

mooper

a person who seems to exhale gas/crap from his/her anus very frequently

I don't want to hang around that mooper because I get nauseated when I do.

by Scrumptious Buns June 10, 2003

Mopher

The act of being ones gopher and unwillingly participating in being a inside mole in the same act

Everything is ok I have a Mopher in play.

by Hi-hat December 15, 2013

Moother

A beautiful mom who dates an alpaca

Hello Moother!!
Hello hooman

by HOOMANS October 7, 2018

Butthole Moocher

Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.

You are a homo butthole moocher.

Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.

Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.

by Jras October 13, 2007

Moosher

common insult; some one who claims to mosh, but does not; some one who is stupid; a complete and total moron.

parental units are MOOSHER

by </3 Cut My Wrists </3 April 28, 2011