moolest

when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.

"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"

by John Yang July 12, 2017

mooley

Italian for a black person. Short for mulignan.

Vinny: Hey paisan, you see that big fucking mooley standing over there?
Joey: Yeah.
Vinny: Check it out. He's about 6'5", I'm 5'2". I ain't no big guy, aight. But I'm Italian, so watch dis.
Walks over
"Yeah so I'll take a box of juji-fruits, a box of bon bons...eaah trow in anudda box of juji fruits ....and the nigga over hea's gonna pay for it "

Mooley: "excuse me little man?"

Vinny: "You heard what I said mooley, PAY FOR MY FUCKEN CANDY!"

Mooley: "Oh i see, you must've just seen ROCKY"

by lexicon December 18, 2004

Moolieliner

Urban public transportation rail passenger car, such as a subway train or light rail train. All, or nearly all, riders are Moolies. Found on hood-to-hood rail lines, or hood-to-downtown lines. Late at night, street people ride Moolieliners to sleep and/or stay warm. Smells like urine, spilled beer, poor personal hygiene.

Suburbanite: "This subway train is disgusting! Trash all over, people drinking malt liquor, smoking weed, eating fried chicken. There's graffiti everywhere, and it stinks!"

City resident: "Motherfucker, you crackers call this 'ridin' da Moolieliner.' "

by moolieliner December 8, 2012

Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....

FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008

Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

mollie kate

The coolest most charming girl you will ever meet. No guy really dates her at first because she’s kind of reserved in the dating area, but once you date her she is the best girlfriend ever! She is usually tall and likes shy guys. Mollie Kate’s are super funny and charming. They can easily pursuade you to do anything with their emerald green eyes. Mollie Kate’s love kids and kids love her. She has the biggest heart but keeps her feelings in check because of past issues, and it takes a lot to be a REAL friend of hers. She is super sarcastic and has a strange twisted sense of humor. People are always hurting her but don’t know it because she doesn’t let it show. She is super loyal and will never betray or leave you even if you mean to her. She is also a huge dork, but if anything it’s endearing. If you are lucky enough to meet a Mollie Kate never EVER let her go... Trust me I know

Daniel- Dude how fucked up am I, I lost Mollie Kate.

Sam- damn bro you messed up bad she’s adorable

by Heybudimcancer June 23, 2018

Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013