Monopoly Batman 

Noun: One who plays monopoly with such rage and, drives such hard bargains as batman would to his enemies. A monopoly batman will probably persuade you into deals that are probably terrible for you and only beneficial for the monopoly batman. It is obnoxious and frustrating to play monopoly with a monopoly batman.

"Harley was being such a monopoly batman when he took park place from me! I really want to stop playing now."

Monopoly Batman by allecat941 December 6, 2009

monopoly on his dick 

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

monopoly on his dick by mronald April 20, 2014

Monopoly night 

A night that something, gay or straight, may occur among certain friends.

They filmed the monopoly night video last Christmas, that guy is crazy running around naked

Monopoly night by Nelson lanteigne November 16, 2020

monopoly on violence 

The exclusive ability of a sovereign nation to control violence in order to enforce the law and maintain security. Ironically, a government does this by wielding the most force to back up its words.

The police kicked down the crack house door and served a search warrant after detaining the residents at gunpoint.
"That is what essentially sets a nation-state apart, which is the monopoly on violence." - President Obama
Soldiers are authorized to kill during war. Normally this is the highly illegal act of murder.

monopoly on violence by maxweberisabamf January 18, 2011

Monopoly suicide 

When a person is so fed up of playing a long game of Monopoly they try and lose all their money as soon as possible so they can get out.

In the fourth hour of an intense Monopoly game, Nora decided to try and land on Boardwalk with a hotel so she could commit Monopoly suicide and be free.

Monopoly suicide by monopolyqueen April 26, 2011

Monopoly for Millennials 

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

Monopoly for Millennials by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

monopoly mustach 

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

monopoly mustach by stackattack January 2, 2011