Mondayne

The feeling one gets at the beginning of each working week; also known as the 'Monday Feeling'.

"Man, everyone in the office is feeling a bit Mondayne!"
"You're right there!"

by william200mph September 19, 2005

Manlet Monday

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.

"Are you fuckin stoked for manlet monday?" - Sun
"Hell yeah. Im gonna twerk!" - Martinez

by goaart June 4, 2021

no mercy monday

No mercy monday is when you and a group of friends are horrible to each other, call each other out, and be brutally honest all day and no matter how mad someone gets you don't stop that's were the "no mercy" comes in. Me and my friends love this. It should help you and your friends be nicer to each other through out the week. But come Tuesday, you cannot be mad at someone for what they have said because that's the whole reason of no mercy monday, to release tention and get it all of your chest.It's kind of a friendship building exercise for horrible people. ~Warning: you have to be good friends to participate in this~

"You act like the world revolves around you and it's so annoying"
"You think you know everything about everyone and you don't news flash, your a spoiled little two faced bitch that dosnt know shit"

(this continues until Monday at midnight. That's when no mercy monday ends)

by Nomercy January 11, 2014

monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.

Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.

by OverAllComa January 13, 2005

monday

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!

by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007

dip me in ya monday milk

Let's grab lunch on Monday

Person: we should hangout soon
Me : dip me in ya Monday milk

by Pandolishis December 15, 2016

FML Monday

On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.

My alarm went off, I rolled over, shut it off, and said "FML Monday."

by copenskoal March 20, 2009