Monaro

A Monaro is a fully sick car mate

Fernando: Nice Monaro mate
Habib: Colin Friels

by dunk December 15, 2003

Monasterboice

A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets

in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!

by Monasterboice boredom May 11, 2009

Monatophobia

Fear of dying alone

John: What phobias do you have?
Andrew: Oh i have monatophobia, the fear of dying alone.

by WhosVenom September 14, 2017

Mozart

A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.

Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.

Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.

Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.

by Whyarepeoplestupid? March 18, 2009

Mozarted

When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.

He mozarted her so good she sang symphony number9

by Katie Cobblepot Penguin July 14, 2010

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

A- "Did you know that Tom suffers from Monatophobia? He's afraid of dying alone
B- "Aren't we all afraid of dying alone?"

by Julian789 September 14, 2017

Mozart

To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.

Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."

Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."

by RHH January 26, 2009