moisty mother

Me after I’m done with ur mom. Originated from the Fortnite city “Moisty Mire”

Let’s land at moisty mother!

by TWilly8 March 13, 2018

moisty wet wet

manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything

oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018

Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 1, 2018

cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 5, 2006

Moisty Tentacal

When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse

Hey girl do you want my moisty tentacal

by Iloveyoucow1 September 14, 2018

moisty

BLUE MOUNTAINS/WEST SYD CITY DEFINITION
a young girl between the age of 12 and 16 who is either acts/dresses like a ganga, is a ganga, or has the potential to gang in later years.

"moisties everywhere!"

"so many moisties"

"where are the moisties at?"

guy 1: whatta fuckin ganga
guy 2:nah bro shes a moisty

by raaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddsssssssaa June 12, 2011

Moisty Mire

when the crack and Balls are filled with sweat

Hey mike i got moisty mire

by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath May 27, 2018