Miffer

A word used to describe a homeless man or someone in connection to one, such as a smelly person or someone with poor personal hygiene

Cammy's such a miffer he reeks the place out

by Sam hendry September 3, 2016

Moffett

A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.

"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."

by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009

miff muffered moof

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

moofer

One who 'moofs.' The act of pulling a T-Shirt over another's face, dropping their pants, and poking them in the browneye with your 2inch twinkie.

haha you have been 'moofed', now go wash off..

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

[Moffee]

Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.

example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee

Every morning I poor a cup of Moffee which contains 60 percent milk and 40 percent coffee.

by KHInk May 30, 2008

moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

by anon February 8, 2005

moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

by marie August 22, 2003