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Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.
Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.
by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012
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mittsing

The sexual act similar to fisting, but with much much smaller hands.
I was mittsing her so hard but she could barely feel it.
by Pierre cat August 18, 2017
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Minting

The act of puting mints up your or someone else's butt hole.
Dude: hey babe lets try minting.
by Dumb guy 69 December 17, 2017
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mittigating circumstances

Situational details regarding the catcher in a baseball game; specifically, factors which could justify his being viewed/treated more leniently regarding any perceived wrongdoing that he may have been involved in.
Charlie Brown's baseball glove is much too large for him, so the fact that he frequently misses or drops the ball should perhaps be viewed less harshly, given these mittigating circumstances.
by QuacksO December 14, 2020
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Minting

Absolutely popping off.
The opposite of inting.
Printing money like the US Mint.
TheRealNerio went from inting to minting in one fight.
by werdfakturi June 5, 2021
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Motting

To mott is to use the motte-and-bailey fallacy in an argument.

The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle) is a form of argument where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities, one modest and easy to defend (the "motte") and one much more controversial (the "bailey").The arguer advances the controversial position, but when challenged, they insist that they are only advancing the more modest position. Upon retreating to the motte, the arguer can claim that the bailey has not been refuted (because the critic refused to attack the motte) or that the critic is unreasonable (by equating an attack on the bailey with an attack on the motte).
A: Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from the consequences of that speech.

B: That's not true. If there is a consequence to any action, that action is not free.

A: Well, I am free to call you a cunt, and the consequences are that you can insult me back. Ipso facto, free speech with consequences.

B. Insulting you would be a consequent, not a consequence. Consequences are consequents of consequence. Your conflating the two is motting.
by Redbeard Edward November 26, 2021
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Mithing

The legend of the miter states- mithing is the act of misting the panty to bring back the aromas before smelling the panty.
Don’t forget about mithing bottle before the panty raid
by Mitermithing January 20, 2022
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