Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013

Cocoa Murder mittens

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

by Little BB November 23, 2013

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

by seethemanski February 6, 2010

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

by sonic68 February 6, 2009

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004