When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019
Get the Dutch Mittenmug. Angry that she wouldnt swallow, Bob came in his hand and then slapped Betty in the face. " You got sticky mittened bitch!"
by BestDayEver July 25, 2009
Get the Sticky Mittenmug. by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
Get the Beaver mittensmug. by greenbay fann November 12, 2011
Get the swish mittenmug. no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
Get the mitten shockmug. A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
Get the Flesh Mittenmug. A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.
by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007
Get the BOILED MITTENSmug.