Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

MistressMage

A n00b.
Synonymous with "One-Hitter-Quitter"
Hits and runs because they know they'll die.

ZomgawdIR1337: OMG!!1212 HE JUST DID A MISTRESSMAGE!
D00dWif1337Gear: YOU MEANZ0RZ HE HIT AND RAN AWAY...THEN DIED?

by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

by DommeJay November 18, 2019

Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

mistress

a women who has a foot slave and allows him to worship her feet, ie kissing each toe, licking her soles, eating her toejam

mistress gemma wanted to punish her foot slave so took off her boots and smothered his with her sweaty soles, the slave was in heaven, she even then made him masturbate over her smelly socks

by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005

Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.

Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!

by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

mistress material

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.

Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007